(John Boehner, Speaker of the House. Ya think you could fit a few more flags behind you?)
I cry like a baby whenever people mention taxes, or if my golf game gets rained out. That makes me a compassionate conservative.
I have never in my life had to worry about health care, the price of food, or how to fund my retirement. That makes me smarter than you.
I am the 1%. And proud of it.