(party at my place, dudes!)
Do you have your costume ready? I hear the folks in Washington are super excited about a costume party at the White House tonight. Let's take a look at the guest list:
~ Dick Cheney plans to dress up as a crotchety old guy with a very convenient case of amnesia. Of course, he's been wearing this costume for years.
~ Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck will be disguised as actual journalists.
~ The Swine Flu says it will attend, but nobody believes it.
~ Joe Lieberman will wear a Democrat costume but halfway through the party he will change into a Republican costume and jump out of a pumpkin yelling "Surprise!" ... Nobody will be surprised.
~ Liz Cheney will take OFF her costume and reveal her true identity as a crotchety old guy with a very convenient case of amnesia.
~ Sarah Palin won't be there. They couldn't afford to invite her.
Happy Halloween!
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