I've worked since I was 6 months old.
It's no wonder I'm so cranky.
If you're unemployed, that's your own dang fault. Get a college degree, get a job, and become a millionaire like me. What's so hard about that?
Tune in tomorrow night, when I will say exactly the same thing again. But with a different tie.
Of course, if Obama raises my taxes to 99%, which he might, I will not be here tomorrow night.
I am the 1%.