Friday, October 21, 2011

We Are The 1%: Part Six

(John Boehner, Speaker of the House. Ya think you could fit a few more flags behind you?)

I've been working since I was 8 years old, when I learned to mix drinks at the family bar. That explains a lot.

I cry like a baby whenever people mention taxes, or if my golf game gets rained out. That makes me a compassionate conservative.

I have never in my life had to worry about health care, the price of food, or how to fund my retirement. That makes me smarter than you.

I am the 1%. And proud of it.



  1. They changed the laws to support corporates exporting jobs overseas, evading taxes and ruining our economy, but a national flag apparently is the utmost symbol of patriotism and loyalty to our country.

  2. "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." --Sinclair Lewis