(Herman Cain, Republican candidate for president. And look, he's black!)
I come from humble beginnings. I owned a couple of pizza joints and managed to make a bazillion dollars. Easy peasy. Anybody could do it. Racism never held me back.
If something is holding 99% of the people back, it's the complexity of the world we live in. So let's simplify things.
9-9-9.
What does it mean? Nobody knows.
Will it work? Nobody cares.
Listen. It's simple. We can all repeat it over and over.
9-9-9.
Stop whining, pathetic losers. Get off the streets, open a pizza joint, and move up in the world.
And in conclusion:
9-9-9.
I am the 1%.
I come from humble beginnings. I owned a couple of pizza joints and managed to make a bazillion dollars. Easy peasy. Anybody could do it. Racism never held me back.
If something is holding 99% of the people back, it's the complexity of the world we live in. So let's simplify things.
9-9-9.
What does it mean? Nobody knows.
Will it work? Nobody cares.
Listen. It's simple. We can all repeat it over and over.
9-9-9.
Stop whining, pathetic losers. Get off the streets, open a pizza joint, and move up in the world.
And in conclusion:
9-9-9.
I am the 1%.
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