Letters to Santa

Dear Santa,
I could use some hair dye. I seem to be going gray for some reason. On second thought, a wig might be better. And a fake nose, and maybe a beard. Oh, and a suitcase. I'm outta here, man.
~ Love, Barack

Dear Santa,
Please leave me a bunch of coal in my stocking. I want to throw it at my so-called friends.
~ Love, Joe L.

Dear Santa,
I want Glenn's time slot, Hillary's ghostwriter and Barack's house. In that order, please. Also peace on earth for everyone in this great nation of ours except of course the radical left wing media with their sneaky gotcha questions and snobbish elite attitudes that are destroying this great nation as everyone knows which I've said before and therefore as you know must clearly be replaced by a stronger moral majority under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all who agree with me.
~ Love, Sarah P.

Dear Santa,
Don't bring us anything! We've already received our present. The Senate gave us everything we wanted.
~ Love, the CEO's of Aetna, UnitedHealth, Cigna and Blue Cross

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