Thursday, January 28, 2010

State of the Union Re BUTTal

(nice hair, dude.)

Good evening. I'm Bob McDonnell. I was just sworn in as Governor of Virginia 20 minutes ago, and look at all these fans I already have! Good gosh golly.

Why, there's an African-American lady standing right behind me. And an Asian dude over to the side. Not to mention this military man and the wholesome white chick. Welcome, cross-section of America! You may thunderously applaud now.

It's not easy to follow the President of the United States. Especially when he just talked about all the points I was going to cover. I had this big long ol' speech about creating jobs and cutting back on spending and becoming energy independent, but he went and stole my thunder. Dang.

President Obama had the audacity to talk about the American spirit and our national pride.

He insisted, "I do not accept second place for the United States of America."

He asked, "How long should America put its future on hold?"

He made it nearly impossible for my Republican colleagues to remain in their seats with contemptuous sneers on their faces.

So in conclusion, now that I really have nothing new to say, let me conclude with this thought:

"Tort reform, tort reform, tort reform."

God bless y'all, check me out on Facebook and Twitter, and take a look at my Flickr collection too, heh heh, Scott Brown eat your heart out.



  1. Lesley, as most people know, I am not a fan of ANY political group.
    however, when that president asked for unity, talked about being good americans, and those guys just sat there, well this ole red neck wanted to throw a beer bottle, say wake up jerks, it is our country, now be OUR gonernment. Never saw anything so rude in my life.

  2. Bob: I know, I felt the same way! And then when they did start standing up I was even madder because they're not doing anything to HELP get things done. grrr