(hey, who cracked my crystal ball?)
Oh magical crystal ball, what might possibly be in store for us in 2010? Here are my predictions:
1. Health reform will pass, with or without actual reform, the insurance companies will raise their rates like crazy, and Joe Lieberman will say "I told you so."
2. There will be another terrorist attempt somewhere in the U.S., and Dick Cheney will say "I told you so."
3. Global warming will be confirmed, though the source of the warming will be traced to all the hot air coming out of cable news channels. Al Gore will say "I told you so."
4. Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin will have a knock-down-drag-out custody fight, fully publicized on all the news channels for months on end, later to be turned into a made-for-HBO movie starring the entire Palin family as themselves, which will quickly morph into a frighteningly popular reality show called DisFunky DisFunktional Family Belongs In Da White House, which God forbid just might become real reality in 2012 if the Obama administration doesn't get its act together.
At that point, Sarah Palin will post her shortest Facebook memo ever: "I told you so."
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Let's hope not... then I can say "I told you so."
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Hey Lesley, I almost forgot... isn't it ironic that Rush Limbaugh, the very guy who hopes President Obama fails and a staunch opponent of health care reform, had to go to the hospital and use HIS HEALTH CARE COVERAGE for his heart condition this past week?
ReplyDeleteJim: And THEN, Rush told reporters that the treatment he received was "the best the world has to offer" and he doesn't think "there is one thing wrong with the American health care system." AGH! Do you possibly by any chance have insurance, Rush? Let's take away that insurance, and take away your celebrity, and see how happy you are with the treatment you receive. grrrr
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