(another guy who can make me swear)
Hey! Rush Limbaugh! Did you see Michelle Obama on Leno last night?
RL: Yeah. So?
She said Barack beats her! Quite often!
RL: Really? I missed that part.
She was talking about playing tennis with him, and she said the most annoying thing about him is that he beats her quite often! There's a headline for ya!!
RL: Wow! You're right! That's a great story. There's only one problem: it's true. I can't report on stories that are true.
Oh, that's right. You prefer stories like the made-up, totally obviously false one you blubbered about yesterday. The one about Obama's college thesis supposedly criticizing the U.S. Constitution for not promoting the "distribution of wealth."
RL: Yeah. Now THERE's a good story!
Did you even visit the blog that first "reported" the story? I mean, the blogger tagged it "SATIRE" which generally means "NOT THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH." Plus he included cheesy lines like this:
"In Los Angeles and New York, the poor reach to me with bleary eyes and all I can do is sigh."
Does that really sound like something Barack would say?
RL: Who the hell cares? Hey, have you heard that he beats his wife?!
sigh.
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Very interesting... watching the 'story' unfold.
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